Don't feel bad, Scott. If that's the worst you do, you're not doing that bad. I pulled out of a parking spot the other day and totally missed a sign (visually, at least!) that was sitting on the right rear quarter of my van. The edge of the sign scrapped down the side of the van from the tail light assemble forward to the top of the wheel well. The paint looked, at least at the time, pretty bad. Fortunately, it didn't put any dents or deformations in the body work itself. Some of it buffed out but it'll cost me $468 to get it repainted.
I was so PO'd at myself it wasn't funny.

Drive Safe,
Steve