Ok, slight revision on the bulletin. It does not address rear main seals. The shop just ordered one just in case. Instead, it addresses what Honda calls "engine porosity."
Some highlights that I'll claim under the "fair use" clause of copyright law.
Service Bulletin 01-009 dated 08/14/2001
Title - V6 Engine Oil Leaks
Applies to all '98-'02 Accord V6 and all '99-'02 Odyssey
Symptom - An oil leak from the front, middle, or rear of the engine.
Probable cause - The cast aluminum engine block may be porous at the front, middle, or rear.
Corrective action - Depending on the location of the leak, seal it with JB Weld or with 3-Bond-coated sealing bolts.
Under Parts Information, they list the timing belt adjuster pulley bolt, the engine side mount bracket bolt and the transmission mounting bolt. Those are the three suspect areas for leaks around bolts.
The "porosity," on the other hand has three possible locations, all to be fixed with JB Weld.
1. Pocket on right side of timing belt adjuster pulley bolt. Look for oil in the pocket, not in the threads, of the timing belt adjuster pulley bolt hole.
2. Two oil passages on transmission side of engine block. Look for oil on the transmission end of the block.
3. Engine valley below intake manifold.
There is a special tool available for confirming the engine porosity to be used with a powdered leak detector that can be used to confirm the location of both types of leaks.
I can't tell you how happy I am that my beautiful red, $30k driving machine is going to be patched with JB Weld. I've used this stuff many times in the past to patch any number of engines on cars with 100k+ miles and used and machined it on salt-corroded outboard motors so I know that it will most likely be a reliable fix, but still....
Ya think they might have made the castings just a tad bit thin in the thirst to save weight?