This was my favorite part:
No kidding, pal, no kidding. That's EXACTLY what happens in real life and is why I'm getting an Ody.<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">If Test Drive were giving advice, it'd be the Honda for powerhouse engine, smooth ride and good reputation. Face it, if a guy gets a stinker of a Honda, he's going to figure it's just him. If he gets a lousy Chrysler, he's going to wonder why he took a chance in the first place and go looking for the genius who suggested it.