Looking at the PDI inspection sheet you could also try and remove the #18 "Back up" fuse from the fuse panel.
"To lower battery drain during shipping, the No. 18 BACK UP (10A) fuse is removed from the under-hood fuse/relay box and stored in the glovebox. Make sure to turn the ignition OFF and wait at least 1 minute before installing the fuse."
BTW: This summer we were gone for 3.5 weeks and our 21' Touring with the factory installed battery started immediately when we got home.
Thank you, it's a thought, but I doubt a single 10A fuse will help much to separate the battery. It is probably something like the entertainment system which may still draw small currents while the vehicle is off.
The weird thing is that it's not just vampire draws that drag down the battery SOC. For some reason, and I assume it's an issue with my specific vehicles computer or charging setup, when I start to drive it charges the battery with ~14V, but after a while, maybe an hour or so, drops it down to 12V. It then goes up and down a bit, but it seems like the maintenance/float charge (after the battery is sensed as full) is incorrect.
And so what happens is that when arriving after a long drive, the battery is often at around 12.3V which is not good, and then over a few days discharges more (than I am comfy with).
I am going to check for parasitic draws though. I don't feel comfortable letting the car stand for 3 weeks without recharging it. Don't want to damage the newly installed AGM battery by going below 12V. I do have a solar panel on top and top off the battery via a charge controller as needed. It's just stupid that I arrive with a near empty battery after a long drive.